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Because of President Obama, I am a new Kenyan Man

by Ogullo

In my first week of high school, my physical ed. teacher invited me to try out for the track and field. My long lean frame, which is similar to that of the runners from my country of birth, Kenya, had him fooled. The first training put any notions of stardom to rest. During classes on world history and world geography my classmates looked at me like they were expecting me to tell tales of  The Lion King and yes I indulged them.

Gone are the days that Kenya was synonymous with Maasai herdsmen and Kalenjin runners. When I tell people (Americans and Africans alike) that I am a native of Kenya, they ask me whether I am Luo. Of course I tell everyone I am Luo and more importantly, a not-so-distant relative to Obama. I got into election parties using that line and I almost landed a girlfriend with the phrase. Maybe she wanted a me to help her produce a future president or at least a neurosurgeon …. as the Luos would remark….. But Do I Say?

Thank you President Obama, once the romanticised herdsman and the astute marathoner I am now an eligible intellectual bachelor; accepting applications.

Holiday Reflections

by Linda Obel

I will be the first to admit I hate the holiday season because right after Thanksgiving, before in some cases, the Christmas carols start playing everywhere I go… all these people excited about what they want for Christmas and then… all those Christmas decorations and all this fake “Holiday Cheer!”… Everything here is so commercialized! “Someone shoot me please!” is what I think to myself sometimes… Continue reading

My Random Madness Continued … Atlanta Edition

Dj Xpeckt’s facebook notes;

Whatup People,

Without A, B, or C, I will just dive into my rumblings.

For the virgin visitors to my notes, just get acquainted. I ramble alot about stuff people know but are scared of saying so some things you read in the note may piss you off , other things may make you laugh but at the end of the day, it’s all RAW REALITY

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Kenya: Creating Expatriate Presidents Place Your Order.

by Nelima

I found this in today’s Madd Madd World I think its funny that they would export a Kikuyu to Sicily. Would that be to errrr deal with the Mafia? :-)

 

Expatriate Presidents

Expatriate Presidents

Is it really a Job? or punishment?…crazy jobs..come a long way!

notes from Peter ‘Dj Xpect’

Note from Peter, "Not the actual spot I worked at lol".

Note from Peter,

What it do peeps!!!!

I am back. I apologize for that sorrowful episode yesterday…there was just some stuff I had to let off my chest u know…

Today……….I plan on talking about everything and nothing plus both the other three of them. By nature I am a chatterbox…and I hate typing up stuff because I always try to type as fast as things run through my mind. Today I want to reminisce on some experiences from the past that I may or may not have documented somewhere. I was just thinking about how much I hate my corporate job when memories of where I have come from work-wise mentally slapped me back into my senses so I figured out……..why not share my work history with you. I ain’t got nothing to lose right? jobs in the past….

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Wassuuup 8 years later.

by Nelima

Remember that very popular wassuuup Budweiser Commercial, which first aired around 1999/2000? Let me refresh your memory.

Look like someone caught up with these friends to see how they’re doing in these very trying times. 

Genius!